{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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Marcellous Lovelace, better known by the stage name Infinito 2017, is an American hip hop musician and fine artist. Alongside Thalone Davis and Cosmo Galactus, Infinito 2017 is a member of the Unorthodox Poets Society.
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}