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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Walter Bloem","displaytitle":"Walter Bloem","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109493","titles":{"canonical":"Walter_Bloem","normalized":"Walter Bloem","display":"Walter Bloem"},"pageid":59750533,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Hauptmann_Walter_Bloem.JPG/330px-Hauptmann_Walter_Bloem.JPG","width":320,"height":519},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Hauptmann_Walter_Bloem.JPG","width":1438,"height":2331},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283333024","tid":"d2dacd7d-0e75-11f0-8355-719e1af1eac9","timestamp":"2025-03-31T21:19:26Z","description":"German author","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Bloem","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Bloem?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Bloem?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Bloem"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Bloem","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Walter_Bloem","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Bloem?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Bloem"}},"extract":"Walter Julius Gustav Bloem was a German writer. He wrote novels that expressed a German nationalist attitude and made him one of the most widely read authors of his time with a total circulation of two million.","extract_html":"
Walter Julius Gustav Bloem was a German writer. He wrote novels that expressed a German nationalist attitude and made him one of the most widely read authors of his time with a total circulation of two million.
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